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HUBBY VS. PLAYER - A Hubby and Players Talk Relationships

Hubby Vs Player: Masturbation Island - Population You

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Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers replies, “Alright, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?”

Little Johnny says, “Mas-tur-bate/”

Miss Rogers smiles and says, “Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.”

Little Johnny says, “No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."


In my last article, I discussed the normal and abnormal aspects of male masturbation and the physical harm done when it is done in excess. Now I wish to discuss the damage that can be done to a marriage when a husband has a “One Man Tug of War” one too many times.

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Hubby Vs Player: Masturbation Island: Population You (Part 1)

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“Guy goes into a bar and sees a man pouring a drink on his right hand. Guy asks him: “Hey buddy, why are you pouring beer on your hand?” The man says,”Ain’t it obvious? I’m getting my date drunk!”

When it comes to (giggity) self love, ain’t no love like your love right? Whether you “beat the meat”, “flog the pole”, “polish the bishop”, “slap the salami”, “choke the chicken”, or “spank the monkey”, the act of masturbation has been around since time immemorial (cavemen couldn’t club all the cavewomen you know). There are many benefits to the act of solo love: It’s a great sleep aid, stress reliever, and it feels pretty damn awesome. But there are some things that you may not know about “playing the meat flute.”

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Hubby Vs Player: Best & Worse Pick-Up Lines of 2009

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For the last article of the year, Sujeiry thought it would be fun to present the best and worst pick up lines of 2009. So of course, I combed the streets (the streets have nice hair now), surfed the web (cowabunga bitches!) and found some great lines from both friends and anonymous men online. DISCLAIMER: This is purely for entertainment purposes only. Guys, if you use these lines you do so at your own risk. I accept no responsibility for the bitch slap, drink thrown, or ass beating that will ensue if you drop one of these pick up lines on sober and unsuspecting women. And God help you if she’s really smart and independent. Your ass is grass and she will be the lawn mower. Now lets begin.

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